3. Slipping

This happens when you wipe the floor so clean that you slip over the polished surfaces like tofu over a frozen lake. And you happen to land on your knees with a resounding thud. Not all that assuring I tell you.

2. Grit
This happens to be too big to be dust, too small to be debris, and too sticky to be vacuum-able, forcing you to wash the cloth clean again each time you cover about half a meter square.

1. Hair
Long, short, thin, thick: it doesn't matter. They stick so stubbornly to the floor and not your cloth, and by the time you pick up about 2 or 3, the cloth will start rejecting additional hairs and flattening the rest against the floor. Nightmare. No wonder so many horror movies are focused on hair...

P.S.: Too lazy to edit the font from this post onwards. Barely noticeable, but you'll understand.

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